I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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