I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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