real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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