is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
