I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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