SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
is wine microwaveable?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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