We got so high we made milksteak
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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