Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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