I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I have post one night stand depression
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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