Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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