if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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