But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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