I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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