everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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