Define "chronic" masturbator.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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