So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
worst night to have a conscience
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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