JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
we're so committed to being not committed
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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