I just made out with a guy for $7.
Where is the hickey?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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