Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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