He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
then he tried to convert me to islam
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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