The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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