I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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