Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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