i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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