she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So squirting runs in the family.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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