she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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