you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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