Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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