Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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