I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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