Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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