I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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