Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
