i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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