i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
