She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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