You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I need water and some morals
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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