dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
