Buhtt sex?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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