Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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