if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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