the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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