No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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