i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
