I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
as a side note pls kill me
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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