I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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