Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
