i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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