Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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