I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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