So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
COCAINE IS GR8
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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